Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Blastbeat Review: Haiduk, Husk, and OFF!

I'm in the thick of exams season over here, but who needs studying when you've got shit to review?

HAIDUK - SPELLBOOK

Right from the get-go, Spellbook captivates me. It starts off firing on all cylinders, and doesn't stop or tone down until the last note abruptly brings this monster to a halt. Haiduk (or The Haiduks according to iTunes) shreds out some Behemoth-esque blackened death metal, all written and performed by vocalist-guitarist Luka Milojika. The drums, despite being programmed are produced really well, and despite the speed of Milojika's work, don't suffer from sounding too fake a la Agrophobic Nosebleed. There are a couple instances of mediocre drum sounds (usually cymbals when played fast), but for the most part, everything sounds great. This is a must-listen for anybody who digs blisteringly fast extreme music. The songs themselves are over quicker than you can blink, the longest clocking in at just over four minutes, and the shortest coming in at just over two.

Also, Haiduk is Canadian! I love hearing great bands come from the Canadian extreme metal scene. It just tickles my pickle to see bands from the Great White North contribute to the international underground metal scene. You can check out Haiduk on Facebook, and hear some songs of his on YouTube. Overall Score: 3.5/5




HUSK - HYMNS

Husk is a new addition to the giant list of noisy, sludgey hardcore bands that have been cropping up recently. The guitars and bass are heavy as fuck, and everything either goes a snail's pace with crushing riffs, or shoots off at terminal velocity, zig-zagging its way around like a Converge riff. The one thing Hymns has going for it that separates it from the masses of Code Orange Kidses and Loma Prietas out there is the old school black metal-esque vocals shrieked throughout.

I honestly love noisy, sludgey, heavy as hell hardcore and Converge worship, but Husk doesn't really give me any great reasons to listen to them instead of just tossing on some Secret or Botch. I'm interested to see where Husk will go, but unless they start stepping up their game, they'll soon lose my ear. Check 'em out on Facebook and Bandcamp. Hymns is out April 10th. on Art As Catharsis Records. Score: 2.5/5


OFF! - WASTED YEARS

OFF! recently got my attention when I heard their debut First Four EPs, where they dished out SoCal hardcore punk like it's 1982 again. Keith Morris (of Black Flag and Circle Jerks fame) is as pissed as ever, and he's got the music to back it. Wasted Years was recorded on tape and while it has that awesome rawness to it, it still sounds great. It sounds like 80's hardcore in 2014, and I love it. I'd put on anything OFF! have released over Wild in the Streets or Group Sex any day. Don't get me wrong, those are both great albums and I love Keith Morris jams old or new, but to hear hardcore veterans with a modern edge is something I've been hoping for for a long time.

Wasted Years dishes out straight and to the point tracks, with all but one running under two minutes. To quote another review: They rock. They're energetic. Keith Morris is angry. Find OFF! on Facebook, and stream Wasted Years on the New York Times (!?) siteScore: 4/5


That's all for now, folks!

-DG

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Cinema Terrible: Leprechaun & Leprechaun 2

Aaaaand we're back with the shitty movies. I've reviewed a few cult classic B-movies in the past, and contributed briefly to a blog with the same name as this column, but seeing how that blog is now defunct, I'm going to be stealing the name to use over here. Yay stealing!

Up for review in the next couple days/ weeks/ non-commital amount of time are the green-is-the-new-red horror movies known as Leprechaun. There are six of these god damn movies, and I intend on watching every last one of them. Considering St. Patrick's day recently past us, this last weekend my friends and I took it upon ourselves to show our spirit and watch the first three of these flicks, aptly titled Leprechaun, Leprechaun 2, and Leprechaun 3. Hopefully in the next couple days we'll get around to watching the next three installments: Leprechaun 4: In Space, Leprechaun 5: In The Hood, and Leprechaun 6: Back 2 Tha Hood. I'll probably cover two movies per post, because I tried writing one post for the first three, and it got painfully long, so, yeah. Two movies per post, so now they're only painful.

Also, this post contains major SPOILERS, so if you for some reason in the universe care about the plots to these movies, then don't read ahead. I've also come to the conclusion that my movie reviews are just play-by-plays of the movie with the actual reviewy bits at the end, so keep that in mind. I was also pretty drunk when I watched these, so, y'know, keep that in mind too. The review is after the jump!



Sunday, March 16, 2014

Blastbeat Reviews: Hammerdrone, Maze of Terror

Usual spiel: school's been eating up all my time, I've promised a bunch of reviews, so here are some quick ones for you. 

HAMMERDRONE - CLONE OF EUROPA

Y'all remember Hammerdrone, right? Those Canadian boys riffing out some good old fashioned death metal with heavy melodeath and blackened death influences? Well, they're back with a new full length to tear your faces off. These guys still rock their heavy Behemoth and Goatwhore influences from before, but on Clone of Europa they're bringing in some Gothenburg melodic death metal sounds into the fray as well.

In pretty much every way, Clone of Europa is a giant step ahead of A Demon Rising. The musicianship is tighter, the production is heavy as fuck, and the songs flow better, showing some serious soundscaping and atmosphere building abilities on the band's part. If you're into death metal or melodic death metal at all, I can't recommend Clone of Europa enough. Check it out on Bandcamp here, and visit them on the Facetubes hereOverall Score: 4/5.



MAZE OF TERROR - SKULL CRUSHER EP

Maze of Terror hail from Lima, Peru and play thrash fucking metal. No, not thrash metal. Thrash. Fucking. Metal. These guys are relatively new on the scene having only formed in 2011, but they're firing on all cylinders on their first release. They've got their own style of old school Bay Area thrash mixed with the neo-thrash movement started with bands like Toxic Holocaust and Warbringer, with just a hint of European thrash sprinkled on top. The result is some heavy, fast, and vicious thrash metal that can appease any headbanger. Skull Crusher reminds me heavily of Needs More Noise Gate favorites Termination Force and Zafakon, and as I wrote that sentence all I can think about about is how freaking wicked it would be to have a Termination Force, Zafakon and Maze of Terror tour, but I digress. Maze of Terror kicks all kinds of ass, and you should listen to Skull Crusher right now. You can check them out on Facebook, and listen to some of this EP on YoutubeScore 4/5


That's all for now, folks!

-DG

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Blastbeat Reviews: Behemoth, Gridlink, MEASURE X UP

Here are some quick reviews for some awesome releases, cause I haven't posted anything since forever. Ludicrous speed, go!

BEHEMOTH - THE SATANIST

After punching his leukemia in the dick, Nergal regrouped with his blaspheming bandmates Inferno and Orion to craft one hell of a "reunion album", Yeah, yeah, I know, Behemoth never actually broke up, but whatever, I don't care.

The Satanist is Behemoth reconstructed out of all the great parts of their different musical eras. It isn't the outrageous speed-for-speed's-sake Behemoth of Evangelion or Demigod, but it isn't the mediocre (read: pretty shitty) black metal Behemoth of yore. This is a blend of technical horsepower, bleak and dark atmosphere, and most importantly, competent songwriting. Nergal and the boys stepped back on the wankery, stepped up their black metal soundscaping, and made sure that every note, beat, word, and fill on this album was exactly where it was supposed to go, and nowhere else. This Behemoth has some restraint, and I like it. Score: 3.5/5


GRIDLINK - LONGHENA

Gridlink have quickly shot up through the ranks of my favorite grindcore bands, notably for their hyper-speed playing, outrageous technical chops, and consistent quality of musical output, even if everything they've ever recorded fits into less than an hour's worth of time (Hey, it worked for Minor Threat).

Longhena sets the bar to an impossibly high level for any band that plays this strain of grindcore. Chang's banshee vocals, Matsubara's rhythm playing that somehow fits under the category of "shred guitar" (not to mention his actual lead playing), Fajardo's accompanying drumming, the string sections, the interlude track, holy shit people, everything fits so nicely together that I honestly cannot find a weak point to this album. It even comes with a set of "karaoke versions" of the tracks for those of you who hate Jon Chang.

This album should be the soundtrack to the hardest video game bosses ever (I'm looking at you, Sephiroth from Kingdom Hearts), because once this shit gets going, you notice how sweaty you've become even though you haven't budged an inch, and that whatever you were previously doing, you're now doing with the intensity and ferocity of a New Jersey guido grinding on an orange chick with bolted on tits. Score: 5/5


MEASURE X UP - DEMO 2014

You guys remember MEASURE X UP from my last Blastbeat Review, don't you? This Halifax straightedge hardcore band's appropriately titled Demo 2014 is more of the same of last year's equally appropriately titled Demo 2013. These dudes dish out hardcore the way it's supposed to be, a la Minor Threat and Youth of Today. I find that in this new demo, everything's been beefed up. Production is heavier, the vocals seem more powerful, and everything sounds crushing and purposeful. Every d-beat hits you right in the face and every word hangs out in your head, even well after the demo's less than 7 minute run time. This is just as good as their last demo, and I'm pumped to hear anything else these guys churn out in the future. Listen to it here and download it for free! Score: 4/5


That's all for now folks, hopefully I can put up some more reviews for you guys soon!

-DG

Friday, January 17, 2014

EP Review: Miserable Failure - "Hope"

We're back with the first review of 2014! I'm pumped for all the awesome music coming out this year, and I figure we should start with something awesome to kick off this next revolution around the sun.


I'm sure you all remember France's Miserable Failure from my review of their three-way split with F Stands for Fuck You and Infected Society. These dudes play some outrageously brutal nihilistic grindcore at speeds that rival those of the mighty Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

Honestly, this review is going to be super short, because there's not much to say other than that this EP is some top notch grindcore. It clocks in at just a few seconds short of 4 minutes with each song taking about a minute to pour out of your speakers rip off your ears and throw them in a meat grinder. The album comes across as a blend of Magrudergrind's self-titled album and the newer material released by the aforementioned Agoraphobic Nosebleed. I legitimately believed that for this release, Miserable Failure were a drum-machine grind band, but after looking it up, I was pleasantly surprised to see that drums are credited to one Elvis Jagger Abdul Jabbar, whom I believe to be the first human able to break the sound barrier simply by moving their arms.

The riffs are chunky and pretty groovy (at least as groovy as grindcore can allow), which is in part where I draw my Magrudergrind comparison from. The production gives the guitars and bass a thick, wall of sound tone and everything is mixed and mastered surprisingly well for an underground grind band EP, especially since this is their second release, ever.

On a Playlist With: Magrudergrind, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, GridLink

Overall Score: 4/5


Hope is a hell of an EP, made only more impressive by how new Miserable Failure is on the scene. Kaotoxin Records found a gem by signing these guys, and I'm real fuckin' excited to see what they're going to put out next.

You can download Hope for the awesome price of free over here, and be sure to throw Miserable Failure a like on their Facetube page. The EP will be out on extremely limited CD and cassette pressings that will only be available directly from the band sometime soon. I'll let you guys know once I figure out the date.

That's all for now, folks! I hope you guys have a kick-ass 2014!

-DG

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Dodge's Top 10 Albums of 2013

Well it's list season! While top 10 lists are never a just means of displaying all the awesome music we've seen over an entire year, I can't resist an opportunity to talk about some of the incredible albums released in 2013. Coming into 2013 there wasn't a whole lot I was really excited about. Most of my favorite bands had released amazing albums in 2012; it was tough to see what was left for poor 2013. To my pleasant surprise 2013 was an incredible year full of new discoveries and killer releases by some old favorites.

Honourable Mentions


Chon-Newborn Sun (Prog Rock)



This 8 track long EP, while clocking in at a mere 17 minutes, is full of short but wonderful instrumental tracks. This album is just non-stop good vibes in the form of Mario Camarena's clean guitar playing. Chon has managed to form their own sub-genre before they can legally drink. Chon uses beautiful clean passages and the occasional mild distortion to create 17 minutes of prog rock heaven.







Misery Signals-Absent Light (Melodic Hardcore)



2013 was the year that saw some bands take the groundbreaking shift from record labels to crowd funding records. Misery Signals was one of the first huge crowd funding successes, with the band raising over twice their goal (raising over $100 000). Absent Light is Misery Signals at their best, the Canadian melodic hardcore titans have returned from a 5 year hiatus with what is nothing short of a masterpiece.






Skynet-The Wild (Djent/Hardcore)


As its name would suggest, this album is ferocious. Skynet are easily one of the hottest up and coming metal bands in Ontario today. The Wild takes the idea that you need complex music to make a good record and smashes it back in your face. Skynet first release under new label Underground Operations is heavy, in your face and will have you headbanging from start to finish. Skynet's Blake Prince provides one of the most aggressive and precise vocal deliveries in the industry. This record is full of great vocal hooks and it's all mixed in beautifully with djenty groovy awesomeness. The Wild is tons of fun to listen to and will have you rocking out until your neck falls off.





Mandroid Echostar-Citadels (Progressive Metal)



Mandroid Echostar continue to push the limits of incredible riffage with their second EP Citadels. With phenomenal guitar work and enough talent to make any musician feel incompetent, Mandroid Echostar provide the listener with an epic and awe inspiring experience. This being an EP is the only thing that kept it out of the top 10. Citadels is a diverse but consistently amazing EP that gives the listener a thousand reasons to love this band







The Top Ten


10. Altar of Plagues-Teethed Glory and Injury (Black Metal)



Alter of Plagues' final album is one of the best black metal albums to date. 2013 had two of the most interesting and awesome black metal albums ever released with new albums from Alter of Plagues and Deafheaven. Teethed Glory and Injury maintains a genuine black metal feel while experimenting with incorporating many new ideas into the somewhat stagnant genre. It's really unfortunate that this is Alter of Plagues final record as I really enjoyed the direction they were taking the genre. Teethed Glory and Injury is ferocious, very dark and yet unquestionably beautiful.







9. Tesseract-Altered State (Progressive Metal)



Altered State was probably the album I was most excited about at the beginning of the year, and I was not disappointed. Tesseract had been having problems since the departure of original vocalist Dan Tompkins but new vocalist Ashe O'Hara had people floored since the first single "Nocturne" was released in late 2012. While Ashe lacked the screaming element that had been a large part of Tesseract's previous album, he more than made up for it with epic soaring clean vocals.Altered State is full of monstrous grooves, beautiful vocal lines and prog-y awesomeness (there's even an epic sax solo).







8. Karnivool-Asymmetry (Progressive Alt Rock)


Until this year I was under the illusion that I didn't like Karnivool. For me it was one of those bands that you just hear the wrong song and assume all other songs are similar. The 2003 single L1FEL1KE had a very nu-metal feel to it and really failed to display the creativity of the Australian prog rock gods (and remains to this day my least favorite Karnivool song). However with the release of Asymmetry's incredible first single "We Are" I was completely sold on the band. I've had the wonderful and unique opportunity to fall in love with their three albums all at once; all three are masterpieces in 3 very different styles. Asymmetry is a euphoric progressive alt rock album, featuring some of the most unique and moody songwriting ever seen coming from a rock band






7. Last Chance To Reason-Level 3 (Progressive Metal)


LC2R take it to the next level with their final installment in the epic album trilogy (previous albums being named Level 1 and Level 2 and having connected lyrical concepts).  Progressive bands are constantly evolving, changing genre and providing a truly new experience with each album. Few extreme metal bands display that more clearly than these Maine, USA metalheads. Level 3, what is likely the band's final album, saw a drastic turn in the bands style, with clean vocals evolving from a rare occurrence to the primary form of vocal delivery. While this is bound to encourage thoughts of the band "selling out", this is definitely not that case. This is a clear and calculated direction the band wanted for the album. Lyrically Level 3 follows up Level 2's machine uprising concept with the story of a machine ruled world after the destruction of humanity. The machines rule the earth but begin running into problems that draw many parallels to the issues seen in humanity, from spiritual issues, to existential issues, to political issues this album is a brilliant metaphorical display of what it is to be alive in this complex world. Level 3 instrumentally is a blissful sounding progressive metal album, with a strong focus on the band's jazz influence and less aggressive prog-y tones. Level 2 was one of my favorite albums ever and Level 3 in a worthy continuation of the concept but somewhat lacked the intensity of its predecessor. While this post about the album might seem long, there's enough thought put into this album for me to write multiple essays. Last Chance To Reason's album trilogy is one of the best concepts ever and Level 3 is a beautiful end to the story (ending the final song with a quiet and sad "this can't be the end" and one of the most gorgeous pinch harmonics I've ever heard in my life).



6. The Ocean-Pelagial (Progressive Sludge Metal)


If this list was a contest of putting the most thought into an album, Pelagial would certainly take the cake. Pelagial began as a conceptual instrumental album, intended to be a journey from the surface of the ocean to its deepest darkest depths (I guess at some point in your career you might as well write a concept about your band name). This idea worked brilliantly with The Ocean's progressive yet sludgy style of metal, with early tracks on the album displaying the bands impeccable fast paced melodic guitar work and the later tracks displaying the bands slow but monstrous sludge style. The Ocean wasn't done there though, they had an album that could make this list as an instrumental album but with an unexpected speedy recovery of vocalist Loic Rossetti (who left due to serious medical problems involving his voice, it was thought he might never perform again) the band decided to officially release the album BOTH with AND without vocals. This lead to the album having a well thought out instrumental that stood out on its own, and vocals adding that human element. Apparently singing about the ocean getting deeper and darker wasn't much fun, so an entirely new lyrical concept was invented. The instrumental and lyrical concepts both add different elements to the album and are subtly connected, providing the listener with a concept album complex to never grow tired of and yet remaining very straightforward in its structure. Personally the 3rd track Bathyalpelagic (which is itself 3 songs long) falls right in the sweet spot for my metal tastes, featuring both blisteringly fast prog riffing and powerful heavy riffs. Pelagial is an epic and insanely well thought out album that has plenty for any metal fan to enjoy



5. The Safety Fire-Mouth of Swords (Progressive Metal)


The Safety Fire are a band like no other. Not only do the British progressive metal act have a very strange look for a metal band (wearing bright colours, playing custom telecasters and every member rocking a mustache) but their music stands miles apart from anyone else. While not every idea they experiment with is on this album is perfectly to my liking, the pros of their experimentation outweigh the cons by so much that it's tough to criticize anything this band does. Mouth of Swords incorporates both the happy and jazzy metal riffs the band had become known for and some of the bands most aggressive material yet (the intro of The Ghosts That Wait For Spring almost gave me a concussion from smashing my face into things when the song comes on unexpectedly). Also as a huuuge between the buried and me fan, seeing Tommy of btbam featured on Beware the Leopard had me ecstatic, his feature is incredible, if he was on every track I wouldn't complain.  Also, Peter Capaldi who started the "Fuck The Safety Fire" meme was selected as the twelfth Doctor this year, so now that meme is even more hilarious. Mouth of Swords is loaded full of power, technical skill and is possibly the most creative metal album this year. Fuck The Safety Fire, All hail the sloth king.



4. Dead Letter Circus-The Catalyst Fire (Alt Rock)


Dead Letter Circus had been living in the shadow of their fellow countrymen Karnivool since their formation. There's no question that Karnivool is one of DLC's biggest influences but to competing with one of the best rock bands on the planet, in their own country, in their own sub-genre, was no easy task. 2013 saw incredible releases from both Dead Letter Circus and Karnivool. The Catalyst Fire was a far more straightforward and easily digestible record compared to Asymmetry, leading many (me included) to actually prefer DLC's take on the sound that 'vool created. Comparisons aside, The Catalyst Fire is a futuristic sounding rock album that is packed to the brim full of talent, creativity, great songwriting and addictive vocal melodies. On first listen I realized this album was good, on second listen I was already becoming addicted, by third listen i went out and bough a hard-copy and my love for this album has yet to stop building with each listen. The Catalyst Fire is an unbelievably good rock album, with a solid dose of both familiarity and yet still creating a definitively new sound.



3. Counterparts-The Difference Between Hell and Home (Melodic Hardcore)


I've always been a big fan of Counterparts. Hailing from Hamilton, this melodic hardcore group puts on an incredible live show and has music jam packed with pure passion. However I've never thought of either of Counterparts previous two releases as anything too special. While both good records, I knew the band was capable of more from how much better they were live. The Difference Between Hell and Home is everything I'd ever dreamed Counterparts would be. With the addition of Kelly Bilan (ex-Dead and Divine) on drums, the band's songwriting grew exponentially better. This a phenomenal hardcore record, never compromising for the sake of being catchy and having the band's intense passion shine through. This record on its surface comes across as incredibly negative and as a relatively optimistic person it took me a while to get past that, but I'm so grateful I did. The Difference Between Hell and Home is a grim and brutally honest record that brings forth some of the darkest elements of humanity.



2. Protest the Hero-Volition (Progressive Metal)


Firstly, I looove Protest the Hero (I could recite every word from every song they've ever released), so their new album making my list isn't a huge surprise. However, there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding this album. As mentioned before, 2013 was a huge year for crowd founding and Protest the Hero's crowd funding was a phenomenal success (raising over $340 000). Adding to the pressure of departing from their long term label, the departure of drummer and founding member Moe Carlson left many PtH fans fearing the new album would not meet the quality of their previous releases. Chris Adler (of Lamb of God) was chosen to record and write the drums for this record, in what was possibly the strangest choice the band could have made. However despite the doubt surrounding the album Protest The Hero stepped up to the plate and knocked the ball out of the park. Volition is absolutely incredible, not only did Chris' drumming work perfectly but the Whitby, ON prog legends put out what is possibly their best written album to date. While Protest The Hero didn't exactly re-invent themselves, the general tone of Volition is very comparable to the last two albums, the return of Rody's growls and some clearly much more inspired lyrical material lead to a spectacular album. Volition is Protest The Hero at their best, with guitar riffs that'll make your head spin, bass playing perfection, Chris Adler killing it on drums, fantastic vocal melodies and powerful lyrical material.



1. The Dillinger Escape Plan-One of Us is the Killer (Mathcore)




Mathcore kings The Dillinger Escape Plan released their 5th studio album this year. As a fan of chaotic music, Dillinger releasing new music is a big deal, but I really wasn't expecting much from this album. Little did I know that Dillinger was about to release an album so good that their entire discography fails to compare. It's like Dillinger had been experimenting with different sounds with each album over their 16 year career and then finally sat down and decided to bring back every style at once and do every style better than ever. One of Us is the Killer brings forth everything Dillinger is capable of, from the straightforward catchy title track to the pure hate and chaos of tracks like The Hero of the Soviet Union and everything in between. Every song on this album brings something new to the table while still maintaining a very authentic Dillinger feel. One of Us is the Killer has something to make any Dillinger fan happy with tracks that could have been singles on any album the band has ever released. With fierce guitars, mind bending rhythms, and everything from catchy choruses to riffs that make me what to smash my face through a wall, One of Us is the Killer is without a doubt my favorite album this year.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

New Writer: Jeremy Dodge

Greetings internet folk!

I'm pleased to announce that I will be joining David in writing for Needs More Noise Gate. That brings us to the first question: who the hell am I? Existential questions aside, my name is Jeremy Dodge, I play bass in Guelph hardcore band Seducing Medusa, I formerly co-hosted the metal radio show Forever Deaf (Thursday nights on CFRU), I am a 4th year mechanical engineering student at the University of Guelph, but first and foremost I am a huge fan of music. Every second of every day I'm thinking about music (and usually air drumming along to it), so I figured writing for Needs More Noise Gate would be a good way to focus my thoughts into something productive.

While I'm fairly open minded towards all genres, I'm most likely to be writing about genres such as: mathcore, post-hardcore, alt rock, metalcore, deathcore, prog metal, prog rock, djent, hip-hop, jazz fusion, acoustic rock and bacon. Bacon isn't a genre you say? I disagree, I will listen to the sweet sound of smokey sizzles, call it music and review it.

I'm looking forward to this musical blogging adventure. My first real post (my top 10 albums of 2013) should be up tomorrow!

-JD