Sunday, February 13, 2011

Album Review: Korpiklaani - "Ukon Wacka"

Finnish Folk Metal giants Korpiklaani released their latest album Ukon Wacka on February 5th of this year. I'm a huge fan of Folk Metal, and this album is nothing but that.

All of the lyrics in the album, save for the one cover song are in Finnish so I can't really comment on the depth of the lyrics. Knowing Korpiklaani, they're probably as deep as a puddle. "Ukon Wacka" is a pagan festival where a special brew of beer was made and was consumed in great proportions. With a title like that, the album does a good job of having a traditional folk sound while still keeping a solid amount of metal still in there.

Bomb-Ass Tracks

Louhen Yhdeksas Poika: The oppening song off of Ukon Wacka kicks so much ass. Personally I enjoy Korpiklaani's fast, upbeat songs to their slower more melodic songs, and this song thrashes pretty hard. There's also a totally badass fiddle solo in it.

Tequila: The first single off the album, terribly catchy and damn awesome. Much like Beer Beer and Vodka, this song is (surprise, surprise!) about pounding back drinks. All in all a great song.

Vaarinpolkka: Folk Metal instrumentals are always badass. Always.

Iron Fist: Yes. This is a Motörhead cover. Yes it's as awesome as you expect it to be.

Pictured: Korpiklaani. Not Pictured: Gallons of beer and hard liquour.

Overall Score

7 out of 10 Pints Of Ale. 

There's not much to say really, other than that it's a totally solid album. Can't wait to hear what they crank out next, and I hope to seem them tour in Canada soon.


2011 In Music: A Preview: EDIT

  • Cauldron get a re-evaluated score of 8 out of 10 Leather Jackets.
  • Children Of Bodom get moved onto the list of "2011 albums I don't really care about".



Sunday, February 6, 2011

2011 In Music: A Preview

I've recently been informed of a fair few new albums that are coming out by some of my favorte artists. Now, since I'm bored and I'm procrastnating writing an essay, here are:

The New Albums In 2011 That Make Me Giggle And Bounce Up And Down Like A Little Girl

 Korpiklaani - "Ukon Wacka" (February 5)

Here come Korpiklaani with more beer-guzzling-shot-taking-forest-adventuring Folk Metal. Since it's technically released in Canada already, I'll try and post a review of it soon. I've already heard their newest single, "Tequila", And it rocks pretty damn hard.

Excitement Level: 7 out of 10 Pints Of Ale

Cauldron - "Burning Fortune" (February 14)

Cauldron is a Canadian power trio of pure 80s NWOBHM. For those of you who don't know what the New Wave Of British Heavy Metal sound is, check out Iron Maiden and Judas Priest. Their last album "Chained To The Nite" was tons of fun to listen to, so I hope they stay on track with this album too. By the sounds of it, things seem to be going great.

Excitement Level: 6 out of 10  Leather Jackets

 Moonsorrow - "Varjoina Kuljemme Kuolleiden Maassa" (February 21)

Another Moonsorrow album with a title thats too much of an inconvenience to say. I haven't heard a bad Moonsorrow song yet, so I expect this album to be filled with the same viking-fueled, ass-kicking Folk Metal as the rest of their albums.

Excitement Level: 9 out of 10 Small Sacrificed Animals

Scale The Summit - "The Collective" (March 1)

Prog-Heads, unite! Our gods, Scale The Summit have returned with promises of new soundscapes for our ears! If The Collective is anything like Carving Desert Canyons was, I'll be locking myself in my room listening to it over and over and over and over...
 
Exitement Level: 13/8 Time (Get it? It's an odd time signature joke! Man, I need to get out.)

Children Of Bodom - "Relentless Reckless Forever" (March 8)

To be honest, I don't know if I'm going to like this one. I wasn't a fan of their last album Blooddrunk, but I've loved pretty much most of the rest of their discography. I've taken a listen to the song "Was It Worth It?" off of Relentless Reckless Forever, and I wasn't that impressed.

Excitement Level: 5 out of 10 Drunken Alexi Laihos

Amon Amarth - "Surtur Rising" (March 29)

Words cannot describe how excited I am for this album. Twilight Of The Thunder God was mindblowing, and I can't wait to see whats in store for us next. I have a feeling that upon the release of this album, "Viking" will become a profession, animal pelts and armor will be "in" in the fashion world, and everybody will be carrying swords. But that's just me.

Excitement Level: 10 out of 10 Battleaxes

Obscura - "Omnivium" (March 29)

Sorry. let me repeat that.

Obscura - "Omnivium" (March 29)

Didn't catch it?

Obscura - "Omnivium" (March 29) 

Again.

Obscura - "Omnivium" (March 29) 

WHAT?! A new Obscura CD and a new Amon Amarth CD?! Out on the same day?!

Best. Day. Ever.

Excitement Level: 10 out of 10 Imploding Nebulae

Other Releases Of The Year

These albums either don't have an announced release date, or are still only rumour. But still, they're definitely worth a mention. As per most lists, I'll bold the ones I deem extra awesome. I'll also list how excited I am for the release.

Arch Enemy  (8/10)
Cynic  (10/10)
Devin Townsend  (7/10)
Dream Theater (7/10)
Gojira (7/10)
Ihsahn (8/10)
In Flames (9/10)
Judas Priest (7/10)
Kreator (8/10)
Lamb Of God (7/10)
Mastodon (9/10)
Megadeth (8/10)
Meshuggah (10/10)
Nightwish (7/10)
Opeth (10/10)
Rush (9/10)
Testament (8/10)
Tool (9/10)

Looks like its going to be a fantastic year for music. I hope you're as excited as I am for this. Thats all for now, folks. Keep being awesome.




Friday, December 31, 2010

2010 In Music.

I've organized this post into three sections. "Top 10 Albums of 2010", "Concerts of 2010", and "New Music of 2010".

Top 10 Albums of 2010

Obviously in my opinion. In no particular order:

1. Intronaut - Valley Of Smoke
I saw Intronaut open for Cynic at a concert. Jesus. They blew my mind. They have that very special sound, where no matter how heavy they get, they still sound airy and ambient. Something I found only few bands (Cynic, Baroness, Mastodon, Meshuggah) can do.









2. Cough - Ritual Abuse
"Slow, earth rumbling, dead-set doom metal made from what sounds like pure evil". Couldn't have said it better myself, TheJohnson.









 
3. Cormorant - Metazoa
After discovering these guys through Ultimate-Guitar.com's "Unsigned Talent Of The Year 2010", I was hooked. They deliver a sound of their own, blending Melodic Death Metal, Black Metal and Progressive Metal. It sounds like if DarkThrone, Cynic and Dream Theater had a massive musical orgy and out popped Cormorant.







4. Cynic - Re-Traced
Being a Cynic fanboy, I have to put Re-Traced on here. They described it as re-imaginings of a few songs off of 2008's Traced In Air, and they delivered. All of the remakes are a lot more mellow, swapping out growls and heavy-yet-airy riffs for Paul Masvidal's natural voice and more electronic sounds, and even a nylon string guitar for the song Integral.







5. Eluveitie - Everything Remains As It Never Was
This is the album that sprung me into Folk Metal. For those of you who know how much I love Folk Metal, this album is a big deal.











6. Pendulum - Immersion
"What is this, Gupta?" I hear you scream. "Pendulum aren't metal!" No, they aren't. But they released a damn good album, so deal with it.










7. Holy Grail - Crisis In Utopia
I have to admit, to those of you who don't already know, I hated Holy Grail up until this release. I listened to a bit of their previous album and wasn't impressed, but it was a terrible show when playing with Amon Amarth in March that sealed the deal of my hatred for them. In a shocking twist, I found out they were opening for Blind Guardian this November. Walking into the Kool Haus with the same crew that saw them in March, we were blown away and any dislike for Holy Grail had gone. This album rips so hard.





8. Ihsahn - After
I'm not a fan of Emperor (Sorry to break it to you, Grim). I'm a fan of Ihsahn. After was a musical journey of pure bliss. Ihsahn's clean vocals are fantastic, and the album is ripe full of brutal seven string guitar work.









9. Overkill - Ironbound
Overkill thrash hard, and thrash well. They may be a bit cheesy with songs like "The S.R.C. (Subterranean Resistance Cult)", but they know they can still deliver. Their single off this album, Bring Me The Night is still played almost daily in my iTunes. 








10. Cloudkicker - A New Heavenly Body
I am so glad Cloudkicker released A New Heavenly Body. It is a remix of my favorite of his albums, ]]][[[. Yes, ]]][[[. The song titles still baffle me; the originally titled "#" has been redubbed "What It Is Impossible Not to Know and What It Is No Longer Permissible To Believe in the United States". Crazy titles or not, the one man project that is Cloudkicker kicks ass, no questions asked.






HONORABLE MENTIONS

Decrepit Birth - Polarity
Tech-Death wizards Decrepit Birth do nothing but melt faces. Like usual.

Deadmau5 - 4x4=12
DEER LORD, ANOTHER NON-METAL ARTIST. 4x4=12 is damn good fun to listen to, no matter what music you're into. 

Paul Gilbert - Fuzz Universe
Paul Gilbert shreds. Fact. Paul Gilbert shreds tactfully. Fact. Brilliant album. Tons of fun to listen to.

Electric Wizard - Black Masses
Listening to Electric Wizard makes me feel really slow and mellow. I wonder why?

Concerts of 2010

Considering every single concert I've been to, save for one was in 2010, I think that deserves a place on here. I totally forget the exact dates of the concerts, so they're probably out of order, but whatever.

Amon Amarth w/ Eluveitie and Holy Grail
As stated earlier, Holy Grail were a huge dissapointment here, but Eluveitie and Amon Amarth dominated the Opera House. It was my first mosh pit/ circle pit, and since then, if I've had a floor ticket, I've gone into a pit.  It's been by far my favorite concert.

Slayer and Megadeth w/ Testament
Originally planned for November '09, and getting pushed back twice due to Tom Araya's back problems, we ended up seeing them in the summer. Also, since they moved the show from the ACC to the Amphitheatre (which holds people in a sigificantly different arrangement), seats became first come, first serve. We woke up at 5AM for a 7PM concert. Beat that.

Also, needless to say, our neck muscles had deteriorated by the end of the show.

Paul Di'Anno w/ Exile, Skullcrusher and Icarus Witch
Technically this should be Exile w/ Skullcrusher and Icarus Witch, because we didn't end up seeing Paul Di'Anno due to time issues. Icarus Witch kicked ass Maiden style, Skullcrusher did not, and Exile (Mark Whyte on bass era) ruled so damn hard.

Iron Maiden w/ Dream Theater
Amazing. This show was fantastic beyond belief. The only reason it's not one of my favorites is because of the seating. We were stuck waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay at the back of the Amphitheatre. 

Cynic w/ Intronaut and Dysrhythmia
Dysrhythmia was... interesting. The only way I can describe their sound is with the following statement: "WTF?!". Intronaut, as described previously was amazing, and I don't think it's possible for Cynic to sound bad (or even mediocre), ever.

Bon Jovi w/ Kid Rock
In my defence, I went because I was offered 100s sections tickets in exchange for a debt a friend owed me, AND we missed Kid Rock on purpose. However, the Skydome (I refuse to call it the Roger's Centre) is the worst venue imaginable. Everything echos to the point where it just becomes a wall of sound.

Blind Guardian w/ Holy Gail and Seven Kingdoms
Holy Grail really shined here. They rocked hard and they knew it. We were so impressed with them that we decided to grab a picture with their guitarists [see profile picture]. I still blame Barry for the poor picture quality. Blind Guardian was amazing as expected. Half the time they didn't even have to play, the crowd orchestrated itself to sing all of their songs themselves. It was my 2nd favorite concert of the year.

New Music Of 2010

This is all the new music I've discovered/ been recommended that has impacted me in some way and has become iPod-worthy. Since I'm too lazy to comment on every band/ artist, I'll put what genre I think they fit, and bold the extra-amazing ones.

Arsis (Death Metal)
At The Gates (Melodic Death Metal)
Baroness (Prog Metal)
Bjork (Electronic)
Cormorant (Prog Metal)
Cough (Doom Metal)
Datsik (Dubstep)
Deadmau5 (House)
Decrepit Birth (Technical Death Metal)
Devin Townsend (Prog Metal)
Dissection (Black Metal)
Electric Wizard (Stoner Metal)
Eluveitie (Folk Metal)
Equilibrium (Folk Metal)
Evile (Thrash Metal)
Explosions In The Sky (Post Rock)
High On Fire (Stoner Metal)
Holy Grail (Heavy Metal)
Hipocrisy (Melodic Death Metal)
Ihsahn (Prog/ Black Metal)
Intronaut (Prog Metal)
Kid Cudi (Hip Hop)
Mantic Ritual (Thrash Metal)
Meshuggah (Prog Metal)
Moonsorrow (Folk Metal)
Mumford & Sons (Folk Rock)
Obituary (Death Metal)
Om (Stoner Rock)
Shrinebuilder (Stoner Rock)
Sigur Ros (Folk)
Skeletonwitch (Melodic Death Metal)
Skrillex (Dubstep)
Skyclad (Folk Metal)
Sleep (Stoner Metal)
Stone Gods (Heavy Metal)
Strapping Young Lad (Heavy Metal)
Streetlight Manifesto (Ska)
Testament (Thrash Metal)
Tyr (Folk Metal)
Valient Thorr (Stoner Rock)
Vektor (Prog/ Thrash Metal)
Yes (Prog Rock)
3 Inches Of Blood (Heavy Metal)



...And that's how my year has been. :D